TomTom ONE Unit Give-away

[digital-flex]

bottoms up *gulp*

 

[stevev1000]

" I want you to try and relax. I want you to relax every muscle
in your body, from your toes to your fingertips. Now I want you to
relax your legs. You're going to begin to feel your eyelids getting
heavy as you slip deeper and deeper into a state of complete
relaxation. the air of concerns to you is disappearing. Deeper, way
down, your concerns about your job melts away. Way, way down. Now when
I count backwards from three, you'll be in a state of complete
relaxation. your worries, cares and ambitions will be gone. And you
will remain in that state until I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and
deeper. Way down, way down. Two. Way down. One. "

 

[stevev1000]

Now Sleep for atleast 4 hours and the TT will be mine.

 

[fanchee]

Checking in one last time before my flight....

 

[digital-flex]

Checking in one last time before my flight....

nice, have fun on your flight.

 

[fanchee]

Don't worry, I have a layover. But then I fly right through the night, so it'll be up to you to keep this alive and well!

 

[Biggles_downunder]

Maybe we should start posting jokes (in good taste of course!)

 

[digital-flex]

Maybe we should start posting jokes (in good taste of course!)

please start us off

 

[truthiness]

punching in for the night shift.

 

[battom]

punching in for the night shift.

 

[Trey]

Maybe we should start posting jokes (in good taste of course!)

Knock knock.....
Who's there?
TomTom....
TomTom who?


Ummmmm.........I have no punchline...........

D'oh....

 

[battom]

hysterical - but make sure no kids around to hear.......

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

 

[battom]

Don't worry, I have a layover. But then I fly right through the night, so it'll be up to you to keep this alive and well!

putting up with you would make everyone fall asleep!!! hahaha

 

[Biggles_downunder]

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is .. an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!

 

[givingmybest]

post... more post

 

[stevev1000]

So I got to start this....

There once was a man from Nantucket .......

 

[Trey]

whose TomTom fell in a bucket................

 

[ertyu]

blah blah blah

 

[digital-flex]

so he got lost in his car

 

[Mike L.]

but didn't get very far